well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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