$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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