But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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