what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
