took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
