question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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