Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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