found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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