Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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