Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
