You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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