do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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