belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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