yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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