I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
