In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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