no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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