Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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