I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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