oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Randomize
