You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
cat food counts as protein by the way
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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