I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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