Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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