Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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