Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I would ride that face into the sunset
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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