Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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