They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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