question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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