I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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