Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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