I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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