we're chasing vodka with high fives
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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