If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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