I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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