aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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