So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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