i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I'm just crazy horny about you
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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