Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
