singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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