you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
ok first of all what the fuck
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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