we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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