im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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