my mouth tastes like poor choices
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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