is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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