I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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