I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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