In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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