gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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