They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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