Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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