so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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