He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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