Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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