There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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