its not stalking. its research.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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